WACKY STORY

15-Year Old Virgin Impregnates Sixteen Girls After Ejaculating In A Swimming Pool

In this world where sex is overrated, nothing can seem new to the ears. 15 year old Tommy didn’t have to sleep with 16 girls because he’s still a virgin. 

Somewhere in Florida, Tommy while attending a friend’s birthday party ejaculated in the swimming pool without warning the guests, and accidentally ended up impregnating half of the girls present at the party. 

The impregnated girls were between the ages of 15 and 17 years, an innocent swimming pool session highly affected by Tommy’s spermatozoa has changed their teen-hood. 

According to the report, the celebrant, Daliah was lucky enough to escape the pool ordeal and she expressed happiness about missing out on the mass impregnation. 

Delilah said: 

                    “I’m glad I didn’t have my swimsuit that day, it was a surprise to celebrate my 15th birthday, let’s just say that the baby not in my womb is the kind of present I’m glad I didn’t get.”

The young man who claims to be a virgin said there was no sex at the party at all and he only ejaculated in the pool by accident. He doesn’t seem disappointed at himself or at what his highly potent sperm has caused. He said this incident had somehow brought him fame, thereby making him a local celebrity. 

Dr John, according to medical reports said: 

                   “Clinical tests have proven that people who suffer from spermafortis have sperm counts close to a thousand times more potent and rich in spermatozoids than the average man. This kind of semen is similar to that of common water mammals such as dolphins, manatees and seals and has properties that make it incredibly resistant to water.”

This life na wa o! 

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