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“My Husband No Longer Ejaculates In Me” - Woman Pleads For Divorce. 

A woman known as Aisha Adetunji asked a Lagos Customary court to grant her divorce on the grounds that her husband no longer ejaculated inside her during sex.

Aisha said her marriage was beautiful until five years ago when she started noticing behavioral changes in her husband. 

She said: 

                “My husband has been starving me sexually, sometimes he will not touch me for a whole year and when he did, he would not release in me.”

                “I have complained severally about my dissatisfaction over his attitude towards our sexual life, but he has refused to change.”

She asked the court to dissolve the marriage and grant her custody of her two children.

In his defense, Aisha’s husband Monsuru, a trader, said he was surprised that his wife was unhappy in the union. He said he thought everything was blissful seeing that they hardly had disagreements. 

He however, admitted his sexual behavior, saying that it is due to the current economic recession so as to prevent his wife from getting pregnant.

He urged the court to dissolve the marriage as he was no longer interested in the marriage because she had packed out of their matrimonial home. 

The Court President said: 

          “Marriage is for two people, not one; your wife should have a say in the home.”

         “Since she has complained severally that you are starving her sexually, you should have made amends.”

        “If you do not want to get her pregnant, you can always use condom.”

This life nawa o! 

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