WACKY MONDAY

A Man with Two Penises Falls in Love with a Woman with Two Vaginas

Blanche Dumas was born in the 1800s with three legs, four breasts, and two vaginas. You would think that this would be a hinderance to her love life, but no. In fact, it was just the opposite, as she was known as the Three-Legged Courtesan. One day she heard about Juan Baptista do Santos, who also had three legs, but, more importantly, TWO penises. Thinking of all the possibilities, she insisted on meeting him, and the rest... well, we'll just leave that up to your imagination.

They suffered from Tripedalism, having been born with three legs, Diphallia, and penile duplication, which affects 1 in 5.5 million people. She may have uterous didelphys, which is less rare (1 in 3000), as well as Nymphomania, an insatiable sexual arousal. 

A man has had sex with 1000 Cars

Having sex in the back seat of a car is one thing, but this guy is actually having sex WITH the back seat of a car! Edward Smith, a 57-year-old man, says that he's had sex with a thousand cars, but has settled down in a monogamous relationship with a white VW Beetle named Vanilla.

He may suffer from Objectum Sexualis, or falling in love with an inanimate object