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  A UK sex educator named Alix Fox hosted teaching classes tagged BYOS - Bring Your Own Semen. Participants will be taught how to use semen as a cooking ingredient in cakes and other desserts as well as main courses. 

The cooking classes, which will be Shoreditch London, once 30 people have registered interest, will discuss the health benefits of semen and cooking using the ingredient. 

Asides registering for the class, participants will need to bring at least five teaspoons of semen along with them to the class, which can be their own, or even from their partner.

They will learn to make chicken with a spicy jerk sauce, a semen-salted caramel dessert, and even cocktails using the bodily fluid. 

The organizer, Alix Fox said while the idea of bringing semen into the kitchen will doubtless appall many people, some individuals find the idea of consuming such intimate substance an incredible turn-on. 

“And I guess when you consider that humans regularly consume eggs - which are essentially the product of a chicken menstruating - eating a partner’s semen doesn’t seem quite so round the twist.”

People have considered semen to be a cooling, natural skin treatment to sooth the sensitive skin. 

“Semen contains proteolytic enzymes , which are designed to dissolve proteins. When applied to the skin on a regular basis, these enzymes may help to break down dead layers and leave the skin feeling smoother.” A single mother-of-two said. 

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