WACKY MONDAY

 A divorcing man identified as Simon Williams while applying for his divorce settlement, stated that his wife can have their house while he wants custody of her breasts. 

 According to the reports, Simon Williams wants his wife’s breasts as a parting divorce settlement gift, placing his demand as one of the most absurd in the history of divorce settlement. 

Simon Williams described his wife’s breasts as an item of great sentimental value and with that in custody, he would happily give up any claim over the house for full custody. 

Divorce settlement which is an arrangement, adjustment or other understanding reached, as in financial or business proceeding between two people who have chosen to renounce their marriage divorce. It serves as the final legal agreement between the people for documenting the terms of their divorce. 

People usually request for things like child custody, child support, division of property but hardly a part of the partner’s body. 

Simon has also promised to give up the car as well in return for access at weekends. 

He said:

                “Those breasts have been with me through thick and thin; a rock in times of needs and a pillow in times of comfort. My quality of life will substantially decline if I lose custody.”

                

“It’s actually ironic. Considering one of the reasons for the divorce is because I said I’d like her breasts custody.”

The soon to be ex-wife of Simon, however rejected the request. 

No be small thing o !